Incremental-Americans know how to have it all because they don’t worry about as much as they should. They allow themselves to become desensitized to urgency usually because on the whole, they’re comfortable. Their kids will never be one in seven. When they see a dead Syrian child washed up on a Greek shore, they probably post about it on Facebook, but they don’t let it ruin their day. No, my golly, The Bachelor is on tonight and they gotta livetweet the shit out of that. Progress in increments, and with any luck this time next year, there will be fewer drone orphans.