“Alighieri" seems too specific a name to be made-up.

It’s really interesting that there’s a business owner named Alighieri who said on the Internet that he won’t hire women because he considers them a harassment liability.

I feel like the EEOC would not approve of this information.

Anyway, these are some of the thoughts that keep me awake at night. Oh, also: back the fuck up from my friend, asshole.