3.7
- The 25 year-old man wept as he left Hattiesburg, MI.
- This Nov. 10 will mark our anniversary.
- Don’t park the car on Rodeo Dr. Instead, park it at 12 Davies St.
- They spent $130 to buy a new set of nose rings.
- Smoots moved to the North because the people there are so nice.
- At 7 pm this evening, the rodeo will begin in the Town Square.
- Yesterday, the Terrorist blew up their home at 123 Melrose St.
3.8
- In August 1985, Davies rented a rutabaga stand in Augusta, Georgia.
- Pomerantz tied the beehive to Senator Gramm’s cowboy hat.
- About 1200 Easter rabbits were killed in the explosion at Big Dave’s Bunny Warehouse.
- In the 1980’s, Davies left the Midwest and moved to the Loire Valley in France.
- Smoots brought two cups of coffee to the Governor.
- About 8% of the cantaloupes have been stuffed with rutabaga.
- Jones bet $40 that his roommate had hidden the sandwich.
- The three university professors share a house at 613 25th Ave.
3.9
- Estalene Smoots dropped her French class the first day of school.
- Sadie Hoots won $3.2 million on the Wheel of Fortune.
- Frustrated that their professor required them to ear fried rutabagas, the students walked out of class at 9 am this morning.
- The office manager had 21 plants, 62 cats and two puppies.
- President Aubrey Lucas is originally from Compton, California.
- On October 25th, Ruth Ann Bobetski will turn 41.
- Goober Hicks lives at 10 West HArdy St. He used to live in a run down shack at 2803 Williamsburg Rd.
- Abby gave birth to a 9 lb baby boy.
- The President invited me to dinner at the White House, but I couldn’t fit it into my schedule.
- Senator Davies said his earnings had increased 10% in the 1980's.
- Barney the dinosaur will be executed on Tuesday, Nov. 2.
- 25 vagabonds attacked me from behind in front of the hub.
- Mrs. Snarkle found a 10 inch bug crawling in her spaghetti.