Q3 Earnings
Brooklyn, New York — May 9, 2015 — Mom and Dad Sternberg Company Inc. today announced results of the parental 2015 third quarter earnings. The company posted quarterly improvement from the second quarter.
The growth was fueled by record-breaking physical and developmental gains of Company’s sole product, Baby. While data for year-over-year is incomplete, growth from the second quarter to third quarter jumped in weight from 12 pounds to 17 pounds; from zero teeth to four teeth.
The biggest gains, though, were in development. While Baby excelled in rolling onto her back in the second quarter, the third quarter saw Baby master crawling and pulling herself up onto her two chubby legs.
“We are thrilled at the positive progress Baby has made in the last quarter,” said Mom, Company CEO. “We’re off to an exciting start this quarter and expect continued forward progress.”
The third quarter also saw Baby begin eating actual food. This is a big accomplishment and the Company believes this will continue for the lifetime of Baby.
The Company also reported a growth in cuteness from second quarter to third quarter.
“Baby continues to grow more beautiful by the day,” said Dad, Company SVP of Bath and Diaper Control. “This has been corroborated through an increase in favs and likes on the social media networks from friends, family, colleagues and strangers.”
Full conference call with Mom and Dad will take place later this week, as they prepare for the fourth quarter and the anniversary of Baby’s launch in August.
