Rally-cry reply: “I Have My Own Life: What Makes Me Undateable Is Why You Should Date Me”

Aug 4, 2015 · 6 min read

I know how to have a good fucking time.

B-Train and I get a private tour of the Santa Ana Zoo.

I have a fucking job.

Work is hard

I have great fucking friends.

Brunch? Yes please!

I’m fucking weird.

4 martinis in and I’m on the floor

I give zero fucks.

Zero fucks, I’m a cock gobbler and I’m getting a rare filet

I’m fucking honest and pragmatic.

Let me think about that for a moment


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