Eight Things Internet Marketers Say that are Almost Never True

1. I’m a bestselling author.
TRUTH: They sold 17 copies in an obscure category on Amazon.

2. I make 7 figures a year.
TRUTH: They spend so much in ads that their profit is really low.

3. I know all the famous people in my selfies.
TRUTH: They paid to go to a charity gala and snapped a selfie.

4. I live in a multi-million dollar house.
TRUTH: They rented out a nice Airbnb for the weekend.

5. I’m an in demand keynote speaker.
TRUTH: Toastmasters baby! Whoo!

6. I’ve donated a ton of money to charity.
TRUTH: Bought something on Kickstarter that never shipped.

7. I have a limited number of copies of this DIGITAL product for sale.
TRUTH: It’s a DIGITAL FUCKING PRODUCT!

8. I travel anytime I want and I work from my couch.
TRUTH: Their mom’s couch is super comfortable.