If Obama is a Muslim, Then I’m Roy Rogers

Definitive proof that Obama is a Muslim!

Well, that’s what some lower-functioning people on Facebook want you to believe.

Based on a couple of images of President Obama taken in formal Kenyan, the meatheads are running for the hills declaring the pictures are “proof” that Obama is a Muslim.

To follow their line of reasoning, I’m a cowboy. I have a picture at five-years old where I’m dressed in a Roy Rogers hat, wearing a pair of six-shooters and singing “Happy Trails.”

People, such as Blu, that are so Islamaphobic as to think the images are anything other than what they are have never stepped foot outside of America — other than to visit WASP nations.

They tend to be the type that pop open a PBR with their redneck friends as they polish their AK-15s and watch the big screen in their double-wide trailer with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck.

Yeah. You know the type.

The sad part is — other than the fact that they are under-educated and economically impotent — they actually believe the garbage they put on Facebook and elsewhere.

Why did I leave the poster’s name on the image? If he wants to display his stupidity, I’ll be happy to help out.

Jerry Nelson is an American freelance writer and photojournalist and is always interested in discussing future work opportunities. Email him at jandrewnelson2@gmail.com and join the million-or-so who follow him on Twitter @ Journey_America.