If you’ve ever driven a car you’ve run into imbecile’s in the parking lot. You know the ones.

They’re the idiots that take up two parking spaces.

I’ve often wanted to get stickers printed up which I could carry and slap on the windshield at eye level. I’m not sure exactly what the sticker would say; maybe something like:

You Park Like an Asshole

Here’s another good idea though.

The only thing I would’ve done differently is to zip-tie a shopping cart to the passenger door — and hope they didn’t see it until they tried to drive off.

Jerry Nelson is an American freelance writer and photojournalist and is always interested in discussing future work opportunities. Email him at jandrewnelson2@gmail.com and join the million-or-so who follow him on Twitter @ Journey_America.