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Well, you’re obviously a good example of people who don’t display some resourcefulness and do some research before you start rambling off on your adult version of fairy tales.

I have a suggestion: go tell it somewhere else because myself and your WHOLE TWO FOLLOWERS really don’t care what you have to say. If people did, you may have more than TWO FOLLOWERS.

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