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Joyce Millman

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The Belladonna Comedy

TBT: I’m the Merciless Mirror in the Fitting Room of Macy’s and I Will Crush Your Soul

Abandon hope, ye who enter.

Apr 10, 2019

TBT: I’m the Merciless Mirror in the Fitting Room of Macy’s and I Will Crush Your Soul

Apr 10, 2019

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

I’m the Merciless Mirror in the Fitting Room of Macy’s and I Will Crush Your Soul

Abandon hope, ye who enter

Apr 10, 2019

I’m the Merciless Mirror in the Fitting Room of Macy’s and I Will Crush Your Soul

Apr 10, 2019

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Brett Kavanaugh Calendar Entries from the Summer of 1982 That Were Definitely Not Written in 2018…

Because that would totally bite.

Sep 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh Calendar Entries from the Summer of 1982 That Were Definitely Not Written in 2018…

Sep 27, 2018

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

#TBT Daily Itinerary: How Rep. Maxine Waters Stays in Fighting Form

Trump’s ass isn’t gonna kick itself!

Sep 20, 2018

#TBT Daily Itinerary: How Rep. Maxine Waters Stays in Fighting Form

Sep 20, 2018

If You Give a Turtle a Cookie

He’s going to ask for a SCOTUS seat.

Jun 27, 2018

If You Give a Turtle a Cookie

Jun 27, 2018

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Donald Trump Is Pleased to Announce the Very First Pollution Day!

Formerly Known As “Earth Day”

Apr 22, 2018

Donald Trump Is Pleased to Announce the Very First Pollution Day!

Apr 22, 2018

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Other Words the Trump Administration Wants to Ban the CDC from Using

Which is a totally normal thing in America! No puppet!

Dec 19, 2017

Other Words the Trump Administration Wants to Ban the CDC from Using

Dec 19, 2017

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Schedule of Events for the White House Halloween Celebration, 2017

Hosted by President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump* (*or a reasonable facsimile)

Oct 31, 2017

Schedule of Events for the White House Halloween Celebration, 2017

Oct 31, 2017

Published in
The Haven

Other Speakers Who Were Considered for the Opening Night of the Women’s Convention, but Had…

(Oct. 12 — The Women’s March announced today that Bernie Sanders will be the opening night speaker at their “Women’s Convention,” being…

Oct 12, 2017

Other Speakers Who Were Considered for the Opening Night of the Women’s Convention, but Had…

Oct 12, 2017

Daily Itinerary: How Rep. Maxine Waters Stays in Fighting Form

Trump’s ass isn’t gonna kick itself!

Jul 17, 2017

Daily Itinerary: How Rep. Maxine Waters Stays in Fighting Form

Jul 17, 2017

Joyce Millman

Joyce Millman

Humor writing published in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Robot Butt. TV & music critic in a past life. Blog at joycemillman.wordpress.com

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