“You’ll Die If You’re Not Enthusiastic”: Inside the Woes of the Exclamation PointWe live in very exclamatory times. Thanks to the internet, we have a ton of outlets for our…
What We Talk About When We Talk to Our Sons About RapeIt’s time to change the conversation.I don’t have kids yet. But some days, when I’m letting my mind wander through my imagined future, I picture them. They’re mostly just a blur of giggles and tantrums and dripping noses. Sometimes, though, I think about all the worrying a mother does. The worrying an…
Welcoming Back the Noble Thunder Lord: Brontosaurus is Real, BitchesIn April, a study revealed that the Brontosaurus, long believed to be the same dinosaur as the Apatosaurus, was…
Thousands of New Yorkers Vitamin Deficient in Wake of Juno-Induced Kale ShortageFollowing the panic caused by incorrect reports of the severity of Winter Storm Juno thousands of New Yorkers have been left vitamin deficient, as Whole Foods and Trader Joes are both reporting a massive shortage of kale and quinoa.
Jeb Bush Is Definitely Running for President. Here’s Why.Memorial Day 2015 is over and that means only one thing: the November 2016 presidential election is basically here. Some claim that all candidates haven’t even announced themselves and that the official primary season doesn’t begin until the end of the year. But candidates are already crawling out of the woodwork and making…