My Rebellion
My war on business casual
Women have it great. Curves, hair, make up and all that jazz. I can appreciate and support just about anything aesthetic with women.
Except one thing…
LOOK AT ALL THOSE OPTIONS!!!!
Cool outside? Wear some slacks.
Warm but not hot? Go sleeveless.
Hotter side of warm? Skirt or capris are always an attractive option.
Men, these are our options…
Cool? Pants and wear a sweater or jacket
Cooler side of warm? Pants and wear a sweater or jacket.
Hotter side of warm? Pants and take off the sweater or jacket. Maybe a polo shirt.
Seriously?! I have the body hair of grizzly bear in his prime. I need temperature control. If the temperature gets above 70, grizzly-bear levels of irritability set in.
Cannot I too wear shorts? I’ll even get some nice ones…
I could pull this off. I will pull this off. Tomorrow, I rebel to show me should be equal to women in the dress codes. I will walk into school in nice shorts and a shirt with the attitude “I am MAN dressed casually and comfortably; hear me ROAR!” I can do this!
But I’ll take some regular pants just in case… 😉
Everyone is supposed to eat the rainbow — you know, orange carrots, red bell pepper, even purple potatoes. I’m pretty sure that the little green heart counts, so if you liked it please click it and let me know so I get all the nutrients I need to make it through the day.
