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2060 Guide To Beating The Summer Heat

A Survival Guide

Aug 26, 2022

2060 Guide To Beating The Summer Heat

Aug 26, 2022

John Lazarus

Wake Up, Sheeple! The Earth Isn’t Flat, It’s An O’Neill Cylinder!

For years now there’s been a serious and considered scientific debate about the shape of the Earth, between those who believe it to be an…

Jul 31, 2021

Wake Up, Sheeple! The Earth Isn’t Flat, It’s An O’Neill Cylinder!

Jul 31, 2021

John Lazarus

I’m Sorry But We’re Doing This Heist Maskless, The Way God Intended

Because I’d rather be caught and imprisoned than be free but still follow a bunch of rules

Jul 20, 2021

I’m Sorry But We’re Doing This Heist Maskless, The Way God Intended

Jul 20, 2021

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I Am Dr. Sam Beckett, Famed Quantum Leaper, And I’m Pretty Sure I’m The Reason Everything Sucks Now

Oh, boy.

Aug 31, 2020

I Am Dr. Sam Beckett, Famed Quantum Leaper, And I’m Pretty Sure I’m The Reason Everything Sucks Now

Aug 31, 2020

John Lazarus

Your Honor, I Only Did What I Did Because I Didn’t Think I’d Get Caught

And I’ve definitely learned my lesson

Jul 17, 2020

Your Honor, I Only Did What I Did Because I Didn’t Think I’d Get Caught

Jul 17, 2020

John Lazarus

Yes, We Constantly Think About That Mildly Awkward Thing You Said Eleven Months Ago

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Jun 17, 2020

Yes, We Constantly Think About That Mildly Awkward Thing You Said Eleven Months Ago

Jun 17, 2020

John Lazarus

The Case Against Biodiversity

Lately, you may have seen some alarming statistics come across your newsfeed. “One million animal and plant species threatened with…

May 15, 2020

The Case Against Biodiversity

May 15, 2020

John Lazarus

Is Absinthe Healthy?

A closer look at the popular spirit and its potential health drawbacks

Mar 13, 2020

Is Absinthe Healthy?

Mar 13, 2020

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Waterboarding Your Toxins Away: Your Wellness Guide For This Spring

We all strive for energy and clarity in these increasingly stressful, complicated and divided times.

Mar 7, 2020

Waterboarding Your Toxins Away: Your Wellness Guide For This Spring

Mar 7, 2020

John Lazarus

John Lazarus

John Lazarus is tired of people less talented than him stealing his acclaim. Check out his writing advice and deranged musing on Youtube @ Stories' Matter

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