As women we are supposed to raise beautiful, brilliant kids while working full-time jobs, cooking healthful “balanced” meals, getting our nails painted and eyebrows waxed, having “girl time” and “me time” and “sexy time,” going to the gym 3-4 days a week (but 4-5 is better), getting a full 8-9 hours of sleep, and doing it all over again day after day, with perfect make-up and a little left over to pour into our own creative pursuits. It’s no wonder we blame ourselves when the only thing we find ourselves pouring is more wine, beer, and liquor. Surely this must also be our fault, right? Surely we failed to understand the instructions. We failed to balance. We failed to moderate.