I’d like to extend our sincerest apologies to the economy. You’ve probably heard a lot about us Millennials. Something about being born between 1981 and 1996, just really messed us up. …

As a census taker, I have noticed quite a few people are confused about what I am doing. And some of those people are heavily armed. And so, to help in what is already a multi-million-dollar campaign to inform the public about the 2020 census, I thought I would address…

The Hamilton musical implies that Washington sent Hamilton home over the John Laurens — Charles Lee duel, but the real incident was far, far more ridiculous. On February 15th, 1781, Washington and his men were hunkered down in a farmhouse in New Windsor. …

I have been viciously and unfairly meme-ed, and I don’t know if I’ll ever fully recover. I didn’t know the police were racist. No, I’m not talking about the Floyd Georgie thing or whatever. I’m talking about how the police refuse to arrest the meme-ers who made my name into…

Senator Tim Scott described ending “qualified immunity” for police officers as a poison pill. It’s the first sign that a bipartisan police reform bill will be more about placating protests than holding racist cops accountable. Tim Scott, the Republican Senator from South Carolina, went on CBS’s Face the Nation, to…

Democrats are in a lot more trouble than they realize. On New Year’s Eve, Biden was ahead of Trump by 6 points. Then: A pandemic shut down the economy leading to tens of millions of employed people. Over 100,000 Americans have died. A police officer was caught on camera killing…

Things that seemed impossible just two weeks ago are now inevitable. Black Lives Matters in L.A. scheduled a townhall on May 19th to organize against the city budget. …

If your foot-long sandwich is not actually 12-inches long, you can sue. On the other hand, if you’re tortured by public officials, you’ll be hard-pressed to find real legal recourse. That might end soon. Nothing is more American than suing people. Our frivolous lawsuits are the stuff of legend, so…

You may have seen some articles detailing the habits of successful people. Those articles don’t just write themselves. People have been stalking the rich and successful for centuries, just to make lists of their habits. Those people are dedicated, resourceful and obsessive, and you can be just like them. I…