if you watch one sitcom the themes and plots are same for all of them
here’s my synopsis of a hit sitcom
I call it
my husband’s a wanker
a cat whipped half excuse of a man who takes perma shit from his bitchy preachy wife.
she makes a worthwhile career out being a stay at home wife doing nothing worthwhile at all.
except over managing her bratty kids who mouth out insults and put downs to soulful Simon
while bitchy Donna hands out punishments like no iPad for twenty minutes for calling soulful Simon a worthless dick.
now the lesson I see is don’t tell the god damned truth
you lose your iPad for twenty minutes.
important traits each character must follow.
father a total idiot with no say or power in house
Mother a nasty passive aggressive bitch
who controls most the money and all the sex.
must act the adults in this charade
god knows no one else does.
also you must use energizer batteries in the laugh machine
if you they fail
the audience at home will find out no one else is laughing either.
This plot is copyright of Jude Kyrie
I don’t want to see it on the network
without my 1 million per episode stipend.