Nice job Amanda
I absolutely hate the rotten Olympics
I am particularly disgusted that they do not Including
A farting contest points for length decibels and odor.
I would like to see singles mens doubles ladies doubles and mixed doubles
The contestants would grip a pole in the ring
And wear pristine white tights.
Any soiling would be immediate disqualification.
Afterwards the winners would provide urine and blood samples to test for senakot cascara curry and beer and other banned substances.
I am so angry they keep refusing to add my favorite sport
Someone should really make a stink about it.