Judy F. SwearsMiss Leading and PedroAs expected I developed this comical dependency, a term here that replaced the ever stigmatized word “addiction”, which means that I rely…May 6, 2017May 6, 2017
Judy F. SwearsToothache and PTSDNot many of the few that stumble upon my blog realize this, but I’m pretty sick in the head. I am in anger management and I am taking this…May 5, 2017May 5, 2017
Judy F. SwearsAccidentsThree years ago, I put myself on Santa’s shit list for going on a merry joyride on his sleigh — and yes, I said merry joyride, because it…May 4, 2017May 4, 2017
Judy F. SwearsTo My Father Z, on his Birthday.I would not have known freedom if you haven't released me from my guilt with one sincere apology fourteen years ago.Apr 22, 2017Apr 22, 2017
Judy F. SwearsAll That GlittersWhen I was younger, a leprechaun asked me out and I thought I should be smart about it. So I asked, “What do I get out of this?”Apr 22, 2017Apr 22, 2017
Judy F. SwearsPrescription PuppetsBefore I left therapy I was given a prescription to get at first what I thought was marijuana. I was slightly insulted, I didn’t think I…Apr 12, 2017Apr 12, 2017
Judy F. SwearsHire Me I’m Desperate.I love working. I love the black-and-white-ness of being an employee. I have a job description, I get training, and I get paid. There’s a…Apr 11, 2017Apr 11, 2017
Judy F. SwearsDopey The CrackheadToday I was in group therapy when the therapist asked me to speak about what brought me to anger management, so I took that opportunity to…Apr 10, 2017Apr 10, 2017
Judy F. SwearsJudy Swears. The Angry Elf.My therapist said it would be helpful for me to write. Everyday. On a piece of paper, but I hate killing trees. Funny is that my shit list…Apr 7, 2017Apr 7, 2017