13 Steps to Destroy Procrastination Forever (seriously)

PS. It’s not what you think.

  1. Sit down
  2. Take a deep breath.
  3. Think why you are such a lazy person until you hate yourself.
  4. Make it a person. The person you hate the most.
  5. Look at him (or her… whatever) in the eyes. Strongly and firmly.
  6. Tell him to go fuck himself. (Because that’s going to do the work, right?)
  7. Make him feels insecure.
  8. Ends up feeling insecure about it. (Because step 3.)
  9. Lose yourself to him (Because you always do.)
  10. Try to convince yourself it’s ok to procrastinate. (Is it?)
  11. Wait.
  12. Don’t start until you’ve figured it out what the fuck is going on.
  13. Die from a heart attack. (Seriously stop sitting that much)