13 Steps to Destroy Procrastination Forever (seriously)
PS. It’s not what you think.
- Sit down
- Take a deep breath.
- Think why you are such a lazy person until you hate yourself.
- Make it a person. The person you hate the most.
- Look at him (or her… whatever) in the eyes. Strongly and firmly.
- Tell him to go fuck himself. (Because that’s going to do the work, right?)
- Make him feels insecure.
- Ends up feeling insecure about it. (Because step 3.)
- Lose yourself to him (Because you always do.)
- Try to convince yourself it’s ok to procrastinate. (Is it?)
- Don’t start until you’ve figured it out what the fuck is going on.
- Die from a heart attack. (Seriously stop sitting that much)