I’m in a mall browsing for a pair of shorts that doesn’t look like I work at Hooters but also makes me look like I could work at a Hooters. This is a fine line. I weave in and out of stores, breaking for a Jamba Juice and a Cinnabon every 30 minutes. Somewhere in between ingesting 10 pounds of rolled up cake and my leisure stroll through Forever 21 (I’m 30)
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I had a good chuckle at that last bit. I pictured Kristen Wiig doing something like that.

People want to believe that there is good in people. Myself included. Sometimes we’re wrong. Other times this http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/human-chain-saves-family-in-water-1.4199181