An Open Letter from Kale
Notorious DCI
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Kale, I think ur amazing! As a vegetarian I rely on your nutrients for iron, minerals and essential vitamin absorption. You also have really good fibre content. Which makes you a vegetable of “substance”. However you were difficult to understand initially with your hard outer texture and you didn’t quite get along with the other vegetables. I think for those who don’t know you will make incorrect judgements of you. Or obsessively “cultify” you by making your body odour fumigated in everything. That’s taking it too far. But all-in-all I like you in the most naturalist and genuine form!:)