Trump Vows To Legalize Human Trafficking

Julia Barnett
Jan 18, 2017 · 2 min read

NEW YORK — President Donald Trump revealed his newest plan to get our country out of economic debt once and for all. According to Trump, we must refer back to past American tactics in order to make America great again. “We all know our economy was at one of its greatest peaks during the time of slavery,” said Trump. “We can no longer ignore the fact that a large chunk of our country’s money comes from human trafficking.”

Human trafficking, or what Trump likes to call the “modern day slavery,” has grossed $15.5 billion dollars in industrialized countries alone. The world makes $32 billion a year off of this illegal commercial trade, making us “one step closer to a debt-free world,” said Trump.

After building the long talked about wall, Trump wants to legalize human trafficking and start up Traffick, a labor union dedicated to the wellbeing of past and voluntary traffickers. Trump states that both Melania and Ivanka Trump reviewed the plan carefully and support it.

Trump feels human trafficking is the smartest way to create more job opportunities for Americans, women in particular. “Traffick will allow women the opportunity to work just as much, if not more than men,” said Trump. Trump promised his formulated child care and maternity leave plan will hold true for these present and future female workers since the majority will be young women trying to start families or facing unexpected pregnancies.” Sources asked Trump if all women will have immediate access to health and abortion clinics with the government defunding Planned Parenthood. He responded with no comment.

Many people believe human trafficking does not occur in America, but Trump is making sure they stand corrected. “Trafficking, especially sexual trafficking, is an American rite-a-passage that cannot be ignored, and shame on Hillary for lying to us about this too.” Donald Trump is scheduled to meet with Vladimir Putin and the U.S. Department of State in hopes of reworking the Trafficking Victims Protection Act (TVPA).

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