Dear American Children,
I’m sorry about cheeto dictator wannabe. I, along with every single human being, whether American or otherwise, is responsible for giving this abhorrent parasite oxygen to live.
I’m sorry about Clinton too. The idea of the first female president is as exciting as the first African American president was in 2008 but dynasties shouldn’t be a thing in the twenty first century.
Most of all, I’m sorry for the corruption that prevents someone who managed to light a fire in the hearts of the American people — someone who might have built a better future for you — from being able to do so.