Julien PerezinSlackjawA Small Town Retracts Their Claim Of Being The Only City In The World With A Love Lock BridgeUpon further investigation, we have discovered at least 80 others in cities throughout the world, including one in Serbia dating back a…·3 min read·Nov 25, 2023----
Julien PerezinJane Austen’s WastebasketIgnatius J. Reilly Updates His LinkedInThe self-fellatio that occurs on this webpage should be criminalized at once·3 min read·Nov 6, 2023--20--20
Julien PerezinSlackjawThe Sound Of Music But It Becomes Increasingly Obvious Rolf Is High On SpeedLIESL: Rolf? Are you okay? Your eyes… they’re the size of the moon!·4 min read·Oct 20, 2023--11--11
Julien PerezinGreener Pastures MagazineWith God As My Witness, I Will Go To Bed At A Reasonable Hour TonightI won’t need to wind down with wine or the occasional sleep aid because my body will be naturally tired·3 min read·Nov 11, 2022--1--1
Julien PerezinSlackjawUnused Scenes From ‘Friends’ That Attempted To Discuss 9/11JOEY: Wait. Are you telling me these guys killed thousands of people for… virgins?!·3 min read·Oct 8, 2022--9--9
Julien PerezinThe HavenMy Name Is Todd And I’m a Real Person Who Loves His Job At Amazon.com #UnionsSuckI can only speak for myself, a living, breathing, lifelong Amazon.com worker, but I prefer knowing that my movement is constantly being…·2 min read·Apr 5, 2022--1--1
Julien PerezinHumor DarlingAn Open Letter to a Hands-Free Public Bathroom SinkI walk back to that sink, waving as if to say, “I am real, I am human.” But again, I am unseen.·3 min read·Feb 25, 2022--1--1
Julien PerezinSlackjawA Method Actor Orders Food At ChipotleI ain’t no “James Dylan” the actor, you speak of. I am Cap’n Blackmane, commander of the Greedy Ravenger, leader of the most villainous…·3 min read·Dec 27, 2021----
Julien PerezinThe HavenMy Dinner With Jay-ZA man had agreed to have dinner with me on the condition that I turn down a one-time payment of $500,000. His name was Shawn Carter.·3 min read·Sep 22, 2021----
Julien PerezinThe HavenLt. Columbo Questions The Covid VaccineI don’t mean to be a pest. It’s just one of those things that gets in my head and keeps rolling around in there like a marble.·3 min read·Sep 13, 2021--1--1