Julien PerezinSlackjawKeith Morrison Narrates The Bates Motel Murders“Terror at The Bates Motel”5d ago35d ago3
Julien PerezinSlackjawHoney, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You WithI’m so embarrassed I don’t even know where to start.Oct 115Oct 115
Julien PerezinSlackjawA Small Town Retracts Their Claim Of Being The Only City In The World With A Love Lock BridgeUpon further investigation, we have discovered at least 80 others in cities throughout the world, including one in Serbia dating back a…Nov 25, 2023Nov 25, 2023
Julien PerezinJane Austen’s WastebasketIgnatius J. Reilly Updates His LinkedInThe self-fellatio that occurs on this webpage should be criminalized at onceNov 6, 202321Nov 6, 202321
Julien PerezinSlackjawThe Sound Of Music But It Becomes Increasingly Obvious Rolf Is High On SpeedLIESL: Rolf? Are you okay? Your eyes… they’re the size of the moon!Oct 20, 202312Oct 20, 202312
Julien PerezinGreener Pastures MagazineWith God As My Witness, I Will Go To Bed At A Reasonable Hour TonightI won’t need to wind down with wine or the occasional sleep aid because my body will be naturally tiredNov 11, 20221Nov 11, 20221
Julien PerezinSlackjawUnused Scenes From ‘Friends’ That Attempted To Discuss 9/11JOEY: Wait. Are you telling me these guys killed thousands of people for… virgins?!Oct 8, 20229Oct 8, 20229
Julien PerezinThe HavenMy Name Is Todd And I’m a Real Person Who Loves His Job At Amazon.com #UnionsSuckI can only speak for myself, a living, breathing, lifelong Amazon.com worker, but I prefer knowing that my movement is constantly being…Apr 5, 20221Apr 5, 20221
Julien PerezinHumor DarlingAn Open Letter to a Hands-Free Public Bathroom SinkI walk back to that sink, waving as if to say, “I am real, I am human.” But again, I am unseen.Feb 25, 20221Feb 25, 20221
Julien PerezinSlackjawA Method Actor Orders Food At ChipotleI ain’t no “James Dylan” the actor, you speak of. I am Cap’n Blackmane, commander of the Greedy Ravenger, leader of the most villainous…Dec 27, 2021Dec 27, 2021