F*ck :Stupid misspellings!! | Part 1

It’s 6 am and I have one of the most important interviews in my life, well at least that’s how I feel it. Doing this master’s has been all I’ve been thinking for the past few months. I even stopped working for three months in order to focus on the master’s application. The fact that I spent more time researching for the complementary task that the actual serial proposal had gnawed my ming until the point I’ve desired to give up. Who cares, anyway, I enjoyed loosing my time in chines blogs and watching China Uncensored, reading about The one child policy, urban valleys etc etc etc…

I’m fucking late.

Perhaps I should’ve gone home the night before, shouldn’t have f*ck in the morning or whatever. Who cares, I take a taxi and be there in just 15 minutes. Cool, I got time, I will ate that chocolate cake, connect the laptop, find my headphones, heat water, find the charger, eat more cake, get ready Skype, User ok, internet ok, make a coffee (cakes are always good with coffee), such a nice breakfast. It’s 08:40 Better write saying hi to make them know I’m just here. I need more cakeffee, it’s never enough, let’s put a jar, let’s eat it all. Ok 09:05am it’s time… 09:10 no answer. Why no answer? Bah just few minutes, wait… but they are german they are punctual as a clock omg ok! I check the email, read the same thing twice, paying attention to all the words.

Ok. Is it monday here and there right? What if they converted the time wrong… Google. Oh it’s ok. Of course it’s ok, they know what they are doing. So why no answer? oh haha I read the complete thing.

Well, F*ck it I’ll write them an e-mail. Just to make sure everything it’s ok. (So paranoic) Meanwhile… the water’s boiling. More cooffee, more cake, it’s so sweet... I’m gonna get sick. Who cares… I’m anxious, need to eat-it-all. Suddenly, the common skype call sound. F*ck I gotta answer, run fast swallow the cake no time to check teeth, Hi! hi! I’m here, yes, hello, smile (thank god no black points in the mouth), yes yes I hear, yes yes I see. Ok, one hour. 10:50. Ok. I’ll wait. Cool, bye.

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Good, I got more time. Let’s drink that cooffee, lets get prepared. Print the application, read it one more time, check the serial proposal (Argh I need to work on this, I should’ve just stop working and finish it (who cares about the money, I’ll have some savings, I’m applying for a scholarship) anyway, there’s nothing to do here, I’ll do it with what I have), let’s check again the links from the committee… F*ck, why german names must be that complicated? How do you pronounce that? Oh god I’m so dumb I should’ve start learning german before, I could’ve learn that yesterday… f*cking The Get Down, such a nice story, wasting time, f*cking Netflix, I love it.

Well, I got it with english, oh my english… that writing test, let’s open grammarly, just in case. ouch my stomach, good. I run to the toilet. Too much cake, too much coffee. Ah.. relief… lets drink water, go to kitchen, oh just the last thing of cake, et’s finish the thing… yumm… yumm…in the distance… the damm Skype sound. Finish fast, f*ck drink water where are the papers, damm it i lost the call oh no i got it i got it! Smile, I’m nervous anxious happy stomach pain. Oh god is happening, I can be an idiot for feeling this happy. F*ck it, I’m happy. Hi! Hello! They present themselfs, I pay attention, so nice people, I’m lucky, I’m the luckiest person in the world. Oh god… the names. Who is who? Where’s the email? F*uck so many windows, when I opened all? F*uck it, just pay attention try to get the sound… One two three for, ok I know who they are but can’t pronounce their names, shame… oh! this one is easier, I know her yes I still have a long draft with existencial questions... thanks god I didn’t sent it. So lucky…

First question… the thing got real.


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