Skin on the butt

the relative merits of being skin on a butt: hey if you’ve got a skin kind of life, much like any success of your endeavoring, it is based on . . . location? if we take for example, a sampling of what is possible across the skin spectrum, say . . . twenty patch locations from all over the human body, not just neighborhoods but precise locations, what are we getting by what we value? oh sure, the initial impulsive leap is easily genital but too much rock star status existence. areolas(?), gender biases, overly sensitive and too much visual paparazzi around. look, anything facial is over indulged and surely nothing like arm pit or between the toes. yes, there are those eyelid and lip freaks, possibly earlobe or deep in the scalp and maybe an occasional forehead or chin. but look, let’s think this out over the long haul. kind of think this out . . . minimal variance, simplest of life styles, most protection from sun and other elements, best seclusion, guaranteed care, least amount of interaction or distraction, like a good . . . Zen! I am voting butt! There are some choice locations in the general vicinity with the avoidance of the obvious of course, nearest to the elephant in the room! this all works well under the “what have you done for me lately” appraisal. worst case scenario . . . what are the odds? not likely to be on a stripper, almost excessively warm and comfy. in your wildest, for these days, a possible infusion of tattoo? bum luck for inoculations and the like. butt . . . seriously you are doing your overall thankless job and life is good. least amount of topical chemical intervention, most amount of up close privacy, weight as pressure and cover as closeness become your live-with friends, high degree of snuggle intimacy. no news is good news! first hand, all pats are unanticipated and reporting-in is so relatively easy. snug as a bug is your mantra. maybe there are or were punitive parents who took their shot at provoking damage and made you into a scapegoat informer but really, like I said early on. the relative merits over a long period of time, with aging . . . sometimes a plethora of choices locations. but my vote: skin on the butt . . .