Justin Avery SmithinGreener Pastures MagazineMy Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m OlderI Don’t Wanna Hear About “Later” When My Baby Face Is Causing Me Problems Right Now!Jun 11Jun 11
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Justin Avery SmithinThe HoneypotMy Pitch For An Erotic Anthology Series That’s Totally Not Just An Excuse For Me To Shoot A Gay Sex…This story needs to be told because erotic fiction has made a lot of progress since the 90s, and more importantly, so has Matt LeBlanc.Oct 12, 2021Oct 12, 2021
Justin Avery SmithOne Fun Fact About Each 007 Theme SongWith Daniel Craig’s final 007 outing, No Time To Die, making waves through cinemas, now is a great time to fondly dive back into one of the…Oct 11, 2021Oct 11, 2021
Justin Avery SmithThe Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Story of the Counselor Troi Cake From Star Trek: The Next…For those who need a reminder or introduction, this story pertains to the seventh season’s sixth episode entitled, “Phantasms”, which…Aug 27, 20213Aug 27, 20213
Justin Avery Smith8 Most Insufferable Hell’s Kitchen ContestantsReality competitions without a villain would be a lot more wholesome, but they’d also be a lot more boring. Reality cooking competition…Aug 16, 2021Aug 16, 2021
Justin Avery Smith7 Most Endearing ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ ContestantsJust because it’s called “Hell’s Kitchen”, doesn’t mean there’s not an angel or two every season, and here’s just a few.Jul 28, 2021Jul 28, 2021