Justine Bronson

Book reading. Whiskey drinking. Pun loving. - @justinebronson


Cheers to Being a Quitter


I am quitting my job. It’s happening. This is for real. I’ve been joking, dreaming, pining, wishing, hoping and crying about it for a while now, but the moment has…


Hush Little Baby

My Kingdom for Your Silence

Comforting a newborn can either make you feel like a super hero or a complete and utter useless failure. It can leave you beaming with pride while people mouth “baby whisperer” in hushed reverent tones. Or it can leave you so flustered and disoriented you can’t help but ponder between sobs (yours, not the baby’s) what idiot…


“The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P.” — Adelle Waldman


Being in a book club isn’t all red wine and adorable book marks. “The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P.” was my choice for our November meeting and I think I may have sullied my own book picking rep a bit. But hey, you never know ‘til you read it, right? “The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P.” is an account of a not-so-struggling writer …


Cheers to Being a Quitter


I am quitting my job. It’s happening. This is for real. I’ve been joking, dreaming, pining, wishing, hoping and crying about it for a while now, but the moment has…


10 People You Will Find at Any Bar

  1. Awkward First Date — You can spot these two from a mile away. They met on PlentyOf-OK-Mat-inder. And at least one of them looks nothing like their photos. The awkwardness is palpable. Just looking at them can make you feel like you don’t know what to do with your own hands. They are drinking to fill the silences between “so…do you have any siblings?” and…

Justine Bronson

Book reading. Whiskey drinking. Pun loving. Writer?

26/f/Miami, FL

I love reading. 2014's goal was 40 books and I should hit that with…


26 Pieces of Unqualified Advice on My 26th Birthday


  1. Friends are worth their weight in gold. Maybe even more for those skinny bitches.
    I cannot sing the praises of my friends any louder or more obnoxiously. Seriously, they are nothing short of beautiful, majestic miracles sent by the universe to make sure I don’t fall apart at the seams or end up in jail on a regular basis. When you find…

P.M.Shut your mouth before I kill you.

A Man’s Guide to Menstruation.


Listen up, fellas. It’s time you get the low down on what you likely find to be the single most disturbing thing about the fairer sex: periods. Roughly every 28 days our uteri try to secede from the union that is our body. Always successful and never without causalities, when you do the math…


Impact of Wisdom - Part 1

They make take our teeth but they won’t take our insurance.


It all started one Saturday night while I watched an episode of “Kitchen…


Advice from the World’s Greatest Mom.

Mine.


Now, with Mother’s Day on everyone’s mind you’ll be seeing, reading and hearing a lot of smack talk. “World’s best mom” gets…


I know what you did last night…

Sex dreams and supervisors.


I almost called out of work this morning. This in and of itself is not a big news story (well, maybe it could be on the front page of HuffPo). I have been known to take the occasional “mental health day” when the mood or hangover strikes particularly hard. But the reason behind today’s almost unexpected mini…