Things I learned on New Years:

Don’t bother staying up past midnight,

Because if you do, you know you won’t be sleeping for a while (unless you’re wasted).

Only one minute of the New Years Times Square Broadcast matters — the countdown.

Playing zombies on Black Ops III will turn you into a zombie.

Call of Duty is running out of ideas.

Playing monopoly past midnight is a bad idea.

It’s really hard to negotiate with girls.

You get really hungry at night.

Nutella is awesome.

When you spend 5 hours on one game through the night, you start having OCD issues.

At 5am, you feel like sleeping but you can’t.

12/31/15