Never in my life have I read such a collection of truths. “… joint slumbering in a twin-sized bed.
“ …if we were to end up at your place someday … I would be hesitant, as I really like to sleep in my own bed. (After leaving college and getting a queen-sized bed, I have become accustomed to using all of the mattress space.)
Laugh! OMG Mike, you’re un-put-downable!