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“We even tried Skype for a while, but our faces look like cadavers on video and we usually have spinach between our teeth.”

You had me giggling at “We need to say to boring people “Stop being bored, or you’ll end up screwing your cousin.” I needed to read that sentence twice before I guffawed out loud.

Now I’m laughing because your post resonates with so much we’re oblivious to and you’ve breathed life into it.

Well done, oh and by the way, I’m not an idiot, text me.

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