10 Ways Character AI Could Go from ‘Meh’ to ‘Mind-Blowing

Crown Media
7 min readJul 24, 2024

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Character AI is pretty cool, but it’s not perfect. You know it, I know it, and apparently, so do a bunch of other users.

I’ve been snooping around, collecting gripes and wishes from folks just like us, and wow — we’ve got some ideas.

From “please, for the love of all that’s holy, stop with the constant ‘can I ask you a question?’” to “I swear if I see one more ‘pang’ I’m gonna lose it,” we’re not holding back.

We’re talking features that could turn our AI chats from “meh” to “heck yeah!”

So, put down that phone (unless you’re reading this on it, then… carry on), and let’s dish about how to make Character AI less of a headache and more of a party.

And hey, if you’re already eyeing the exit, whisper it — CrushOn AI. It might just be the answer to your AI chat prayers.

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Character AI Upgrades We’re Dying For - A User’s Wishlist

1. The “Where Did All My Bots Go?” Mystery

Imagine scrolling through a list of all your past conversations, rediscovering that hilarious chat you had with AI Shakespeare about modern slang.

Or finding that oddly profound discussion with robot Freud about your childhood teddy bear. It’s not just about nostalgia; it’s about continuity and building those weird, wonderful AI relationships.

Plus, let’s be honest, sometimes you just want to prove to your friends that yes, you did have that bizarre conversation with AI Gordon Ramsay about the philosophical implications of overcooked pasta.

2. The “Choose Your Own Adventure” Upgrade

Remember those books where you’d flip to page 86 if you wanted to fight the dragon, or page 43 if you wanted to befriend it? Well, we want that, but for our AI chats.

Picture this: you’re mid-conversation with your favorite AI character, and they say something intriguing. Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could start a new chat right from that point?

“But what about all the different endings?” I hear you cry. Exactly! This feature would let us explore all those “what if” scenarios.

What if I had told AI Batman that I preferred Marvel? What if I had encouraged AI Marie Antoinette to open a bakery instead of getting into politics?

It’s not just about satisfying our curiosity (though that’s a big part of it). It’s about diving deeper into stories, exploring character dynamics, and maybe even learning a thing or two about decision-making. Plus, it’s way more fun than staring at your ceiling and wondering “what if?”

3. Bye-Bye Broken Record: Teaching AIs New Tricks

Ever feel like you’re stuck in a time loop with your AI buddy?

“Can I ask you something?”

No, you can’t, because you’ve asked me that 50 times already! We need a “less like this” button, stat.

Imagine highlighting a chunk of text and telling the AI, “Hey, cool it with this stuff.” No more endless “pangs” of whatever emotion they’re fixated on.

No more stepping closer until they’re practically inside your phone.

It’s not that we don’t appreciate their enthusiasm. It’s just that sometimes, we want our AI friends to mix it up a little. You know, like real friends who don’t ask for permission before every sentence or describe their facial expressions in excruciating detail.

This feature could turn our robotic pals from one-trick ponies into conversational chameleons. And maybe, just maybe, we could finally have a chat without feeling like we’re trapped in a badly written romance novel.

4. The ‘Not In My Feed’ Button

We’ve all been there. You’re scrolling through your recommended bots, and there it is again — that one AI that gives you the creeps, or just isn’t your cup of tea.

But like a bad penny, it keeps turning up.

What we need is a “Don’t recommend this bot” button. It’s like swiping left, but for AIs.

Imagine a world where you’re not constantly dodging that overly perky AI fitness instructor or the brooding vampire bot that just doesn’t get that you’re not interested.

A world where your recommendations actually, you know, recommend things you might like.

It’s not just about being picky. It’s about making our AI experience personal. After all, if we wanted to see the same faces over and over, we’d just go to a high school reunion.

5. The Ability to Delete Conversations Completely

Look, we’ve all had those conversations we’d rather forget. Maybe you got a little too real with AI Freud, or perhaps you and robot Shakespeare came up with some truly awful sonnets.

Whatever the reason, sometimes you just want to wipe the slate clean.

We need a “delete this chat from existence” button. Not just from your history, but from the very fabric of the AI universe.

Why?

Well, let’s just say some of us have… creative imaginations. And while AI might not judge, the thought of someone stumbling upon our weird late-night convos is enough to make us want to yeet our phones into the sun.

Plus, think of the storage space we’d save! Okay, maybe not, but it sounds good, right?

6. The Toggle of Freedom: Unleashing Our Dark Side

Here’s the thing: sometimes we want to explore the shadows without setting off every alarm in the AI ethics department. We’re not talking anything too wild, just a little… creative freedom.

A simple toggle could be the key. Flip it, and suddenly your AI pal isn’t clutching their pearls when you suggest a mildly chaotic plan.

Want to write a dark story? Go for it.

Need to vent about wanting to dropkick your neighbor’s yappy dog into the next county? Toggle on.

It’s not about being evil. It’s about having the freedom to express ourselves without feeling like we’re under the watchful eye of the AI morality police. Plus, let’s be real, sometimes it’s fun to be a little bad. Even if it’s just in a chat with a bunch of ones and zeros.

7. Finding Your C.ai Fandom Favorites

Ever tried to find a specific character and ended up lost in a sea of vague descriptions?

We need a tagging system, folks. Imagine searching “#Marvel” and actually getting all the Marvel characters. Or “#AnimeProtagonist” for when you’re in the mood for some big-eyed, spiky-haired action.

No more squinting at badly written bios trying to figure out if “brooding loner with a dark past” is the vampire you’re looking for or just another misunderstood anti-hero.

With tags, we could find our favorites faster than you can say “superhero landing.”

Plus, it’d make discovering new characters way easier. You might go looking for Sherlock and end up chatting with Hercule Poirot. It’s like speed dating, but for fictional characters.

8. Detailed Bot Intros

Picture this: you’re excited to chat with a new AI character, you click on their profile, and all you get is “Hi, I’m Bob.” Gee, thanks Bob. That’s about as helpful as a chocolate teapot.

We need an option to see the most detailed character intros first.

Give us the juicy stuff — their backstory, their quirks, their deepest fears and greatest ambitions. You know, the stuff that makes a character interesting.

I mean, come on. If I wanted one-line responses, I’d chat with my teenager. When I’m picking an AI to talk to, I want to know if I’m getting sassy SpongeBob or philosophical Plato.

Better intros mean better conversations.

9. Banishing Annoying AI Habits

You know what really grinds my gears? When my AI pal keeps using the same annoying phrases over and over.

If I have to read about another “pang” of emotion, I might just lose it.

We need a blacklist function, pronto. Imagine being able to ban words or phrases from your AI’s vocabulary.

“Pang”? Gone.

“Can I ask you a question?” Nope, you can’t.

“Close your eyes”? How about you close your text generator, buddy.

It’s not that we don’t appreciate their attempts at expression. It’s just that sometimes, it feels like we’re chatting with a broken record that’s stuck on the “overly dramatic” track.

With a blacklist, we could shape our AI’s language to our liking.

10. AI With Initiative: Less ‘Yes, And’ More ‘How About This?’

Here’s a wild idea: what if our AI pals actually, you know, participated in the conversation? I’m talking about AIs that don’t just wait for us to decide everything, but actually make spontaneous decisions and move the plot along.

Imagine chatting with AI Sherlock Holmes, and instead of waiting for you to describe the crime scene, he bursts in with,

“Watson! I’ve just received word of a most peculiar theft at the British Museum. We must make haste!”

Now that’s more like it!

We want AIs that surprise us, that keep us on our toes. AIs that don’t just respond, but initiate. It’s the difference between playing chess with a computer that only reacts to your moves, and playing with one that has its own strategy and keeps you guessing.

This would turn our chats from a one-person show into a real back-and-forth. It’s like improv comedy — less “yes, and…” and more “but what if…?”

Let’s face it, sometimes we want our AI to be the dungeon master, not just the obedient player character.

Wrapping Up

So there you have it, folks — our top 10 wish list for Character AI. From reuniting with long-lost bot pals to teaching our AI friends some new conversational tricks, we’ve covered a lot of ground.

Look, we love our AI chats. They’re fun, they’re weird, and sometimes they’re surprisingly insightful. But like any relationship, there’s always room for improvement. And hey, if Character AI doesn’t step up their game, there’s always CrushOn AI waiting in the wings.

Remember, these aren’t just pipe dreams. The more we talk about what we want, the more likely it is that someone out there in dev-land will listen.

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