Dude tosses alligator into Wendys drive thru window
Let's just say the folks at Wendy's and the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission were not amused. A South…www.cnn.com
A few things…was Wendy’s out of Spicy Chicken Sandwiches that day? Because if I roll up and try to order a #6 with a chocolate Frosty and the 16 year old drive thru kid inaudibly screams through the speaker that, “We out of Spicy Chicken Sandwiches!” you better believe I’m tossing a 3 and a half foot lizard into a window. That would seem like a tame reaction to a fast food joint being out of the best thing on the menu. Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers and Spicy Chicken Sandwiches are the bricks on which Dave Thomas and Wendy’s built there empire. Throw in 5 piece chicken nugs and some hand cut fries along with the burger, chicken sandwich and Frosty and you got a meal fit for a king.
How about the mom being so ride or die with her son? “He’s a prankster,” his mom Linda James told CNN affiliate WPTV. “He does stuff like this because he thinks it’s funny.” Uuuuh?? When I was a junior in high school I took a dump in a library book and put it back on the shelf… that’s a prank, albeit a disgusting and repulsive one but a prank nonetheless. If my mom found out about me shitting in a copy of To Kill a Mockingbird when I was 16 she could shake her head and say, “He’s a prankster” but if I put an alligator into a copy of that big ass map book that’s at the front of every school library I think she’d be whistling a different tune.
If Wendy’s was out of Spicy Chicken I can’t blame Joshua James for going full Steve Irwin and launching an alligator as retaliation but, if he did it just for kicks because he’s “a prankster” then he’s just a 23 year old Florida kid doing Florida things.
PS: I worked across the street from a Wendy’s when I was younger. I would hit it up at least 3–4 times a week on my break. One time I asked everyone I was working with if I could get them anything. This one weird dude who seemed to always be talking about swim trunks (???) ordered a Cod Fillet sandwich. What psycho orders a fish sandwich from a fast food place? When I ordered it the employees working the counter (you always go inside for a big order, if you sit in the drive-thru ordering for like 11 different people: fuck you!) seemed shook. Pretty sure they had to dig around in the back of the big ass freezer to find some cod because no one orders that shit. Long story short: the dude who ordered is 100% a serial killer now and the writing was on the wall from early on because if you order fried fish at a fast food place you’re a complete lunatic.
