fuck me up, vons hollywood
Aubrey Bellamy

Nice writing. Vons sucks. As fun and crazy as food should be, I always think I’m walking into a dildo factory. I’ve always assumed people that make and sell dildos are required to be eerily objective about their craft. In the same way that a Vons employee wouldn’t know what to do with artichokes besides laying them out and pulling them off conveyors.

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