40 Things No Man Over 40 Should Own

Kai Choyce
Jul 25, 2017 · 2 min read

If you’re a man over the age of 40, here is a list of totally age-inappropriate items that you should throw away immediately if you have them in your home. Let’s face it, you’ve gotta grow up sometime. Listen. Buddy. Guy. Once your spring cleaning is done you’re sure to be drowning in the affection of supermodels galore.

Get rid of this shit:

  1. Cargo shorts

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Kai Choyce

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