LOLOLOL omg being a Jewess who LOATHES T-swift, I of course googled “Taylor Swift Jewish?”, even though 99% of my brain was like “no, of course she’s not, her face has mayo-and-wonderbread-upbringing written all over it” but I just had to make sure because I really wouldn’t be able to tolerate her being a part of the tribe. Then I found more hilarious articles related to this one, like: http://www.timesofisrael.com/cultural-critic-calls-taylor-swift-nazi-barbie/. I hope my hate for T-Swift isn’t Nazi-in-nature. I accept most people. But I cannot accept her. Her squinty face irks me.
In short, thanks for the chuckle, Ned.