Gee Karen, what a dubious ‘honor’ to get a booty call in your butt story!
Jim Reeves

I knew you would rise to the challenge, Jim! I hope you know I didn’t pick on you just for the hell of it, but because you brought this on yourself. Darn, of course I can’t find the evidence just now, but once I wrote that I was working on a blog about the names for butt, and you replied that you’d like to see it. My post, that is. So after many iterations, trying to figure out how to handle the topic with dignity, I decided on more poetry. BTW — if anyone’s offended, I can blame you :)

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