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Captain Crunch. I loved 'em as a kid, but now they make my mouth taste like a Florida dog track in hot sun. And I know of an airline pilot nicknamed Cap'n Crunch, so there's that...

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Karen L. Sullivan

Never ask a woman spooning ice cream out of a half-gallon carton how she’s doing. Top Writer in Satire and Ghastly Cooking. https://karenlsullivan.com/about/