Backbone Replacement Therapy Kicks In One Year Too Late For Key Republicans
Allan Ishac

May I suggest one more surgery that was alluded to in reference to the younger Bush — that of gonad replacement! In addition to the spinal replacement therapy, and what looks like necessary frontal lobotomy work, add in “growing a set.”

Amazing advancements have been made with 3-D printing of body parts. They can also grow organs from small samples of the donor’s own tissue. What is encouraging, according to Dr. T. Estes of the newly established Ball State University Hospital, is that this procedure could be on an outpatient basis with minimal recovery time!

Let’s start with the scrotum and see how it goes. We might save time and money and cut the need for more invasive surgical procedures. Anything to save our country!