Jeff Jarvis

I don’t understand what the point of using your name is at all. Like even if I knew it was satire (I actually had no idea there was a “satirist” out there being you, even though I’ve been a fan of yours for years), the fact that it’s meant to be written by you doesn’t make it any funnier.

And of course all along the author absolutely knows why you wouldn’t want your name on it – he doesn’t even want his OWN name on it. A publication like Esquire needs to have higher standards.