Let’s be real, no matter how put together we are at work while talking about synergy or whatever other buzzword you memorized so people think you’re good at your job, when the clock strikes happy hour, yousa mess. From texting an ex to spilling a drink, a lot can go…


Thanks to modern technology, almost anything can be sent, received, or left to stare at and obsess over while you lay awake in bed at 2:15 AM. While most of that time is spent wondering about texts from crushes that should be lighting up your phone any minute now, or…


La La Land was a universal favorite for almost everyone — and why should people not love it? It has fun dancing, a cute love story, pretty dresses, and…. adequate singing. But, I left the theater feeling a lot of things — and they almost all revolved around a can…


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An Imaginary Date takes the single-and-celebrity-addicted Danny Murphy and transports him to a perfect world: where he’s sharing wine and laughs with the celebrity couples he’s obsessed with and maybe… also sharing love? Let’s see how long this series can go on until he gets a restraining order.

Please name…


Dead Oceans

If you don’t know Mitski, I’m almost jealous that you get to experience her for the first time. Her music is so perfect and so cutting, it will completely cause an introspection to happen upon stream. Be the Cowboy, her most recent album, has been released to rave reviews —…


Bumble? Miranda.

HBO

You already hate online dating, and you haven’t even downloaded the app yet. After being constantly berated happy-hour-after-happy-hour by your friends to put yourself out there, you cave one Thursday night while eating your delivery Pad Thai. You choose Bumble, because you want nothing to do with unsolicited…


Katy Perry Vevo

Welcome to Let Me Help You, a weekly call out where I cut to the chase and reach out to the stars and celebs I know and love, and just, give them a talk. I’m not coming at them as an expert or a hired agent, but rather like the…


My last successful date was with this drink that served 10 and had roughly 3,000 calories in it.

Have a lot of awkward pauses.

And no, not the awkward pauses that result in blushing and staring into each other’s eyes. The awkward pauses that are spent stirring your straw in your drink, wishing your vodka soda was a cauldron that you could wish into to make this date…


W Magazine

And by worst, I mean, DEEMED BY SOCIETY. Cause I witnessed Witness, and I supported ALL OF IT.

LISTEN WHILE YOU READ: https://open.spotify.com/user/1212734578/playlist/5W9NbDv3ZJ0zbfvDtfNWRs?si=aWTkCNOSRE-SS4X4PAM-Vw

Roulette — Katy Perry, Witness


A very important day is upon us: the release of Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again. The second coming for some, and for all — a transformative experience. Since it’s a soundtrack full of covers, which each song better than the next, why not keep this momentum going? ABBA lives…

Danny Murphy

Comedian & writer who drinks iced coffee until it's time for wine.

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