Shoot..as a Ukrainian, I should organize protests against every movie that makes Easter Europeans look like mafia thugs.

Shoot..as someone from post USSR country, I should organize protest against everyone that says “don’t you have vodka in your blood?”. I dont drink vodka, so I should be offended.

Shoot..as someone who’s name gets mispronounced EVERY SINGLE DAY I should complain to each and every corporate office about the AUDACITY that their employees have to mess up my name.

Seriously guys, this is getting insane.