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Fourth Wave

To the Young Couple Next Door, On Why I Must Walk Around Naked

I just realized why you want to plant screeners between our properties

5 min readMar 19, 2024

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To the Young Couple Next Door, On Why I Must Walk Around Naked

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Quiz: Things My Accountant Said to Me During Tax Season or Things I Said to My Toddler During Potty…

Because $h*t happens

2 min readApr 8, 2024

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Miniature toilets full of coins

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The Belladonna Comedy

One Sec — I Just Gotta Apply My Crystal Deodorant

Just oooooooone moooooore seeeeeeec

3 min readApr 2, 2024

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A woman with lifted arm, applying crystal deodorant

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Frazzled

You Used Your Child’s Bubblegum Toothpaste for One Week and Here’s What You Discovered

You need to go to CVS

4 min readMar 13, 2024

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A white tube of toothpaste; a pink toothbrush with a rainbow candy on top

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Human Parts

Is This a Midlife Crisis

Or just the way things are now?

3 min readFeb 27, 2024

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Cartoon drawing of road with sign “midlife crisis ahead” and woman falling through a hole in ground

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Kate Brennan
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Modern Women

When I Say I’m Exhausted

This is what I mean

6 min read9 hours ago

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When I Say I’m Exhausted

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ILLUMINATION

Congratulations, You Have Seasonal Allergies!

Tips to Survive the Season

7 min read1 day ago

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Yellow sign in front of field reading “Allergy Seasons Ahead”

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The Narrative Arc

How I Feel When Your Child Throws a Tantrum in Public

Do you feel the same?

6 min read1 day ago

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A woman holding her head; two children jumping on bed behind

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Short. Sweet. Valuable.

I Am the Squirrel in Your Yard & This is My Bird Feeder Era

You can’t chase me away forever

2 min read4 days ago

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I Am the Squirrel in Your Yard & This is My Bird Feeder Era

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Fuckery

Sex In My 20s Or Gardening In My 40s

So Satisfying

3 min read5 days ago

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Sex In My 20s Or Gardening In My 40s

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Kate Brennan

Kate Brennan

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More Humor. More Humanity. Avid Reader. Idea-Generator. Opportunity Matchmaker. Lives in Capitals. The answer to “Did you make that?” is “Yes.” katebrennan.org

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