I work as an ESL teacher and half of my students work for tech companies. One of them took me to see her tech company. There was a swing and a free orange juice squeezing bar, and a gym, a great view of the entire city, and every secretary was young and could have been a part-time model. I really thought the world of tech wasn’t like on TV. I was wrong.

I love my job, but until I find one that has a swing and a free orange juice squeezing bar, and pays me upwards of 50,000 dollars per year, and gives me a gorgeous secretary, this article will still make me laugh.