Trump’s a Two-Pump Chump and Other Crap I Don’t Care About

This past week hasn’t been a good one for my faith in American journalism or human nature in general. Thanks to Sex Secrets of the Saggy Shitbag masquerading as news again, I’ve come to two conclusions:

  1. Our ability to discern between tabloid journalism and bona fide news reporting has officially reached its nadir
  2. Some people have some pretty weird ideas about what’s heroic.

While searching for some actual news on the internet, I’ve been barraged with the odious, unnecessary…

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Kathy Copeland Padden

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is a political junkie and history buff alternating between bouts of crankiness and wry amusement while bearing witness to the Apocalypse. Come along!

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