Trump’s a Two-Pump Chump and Other Crap I Don’t Care About
Aug 31, 2018 · 3 min read
This past week hasn’t been a good one for my faith in American journalism or human nature in general. Thanks to Sex Secrets of the Saggy Shitbag masquerading as news again, I’ve come to two conclusions:
- Our ability to discern between tabloid journalism and bona fide news reporting has officially reached its nadir
- Some people have some pretty weird ideas about what’s heroic.
While searching for some actual news on the internet, I’ve been barraged with the odious, unnecessary…

