HappityPaul Ryan Bill Proposes BMI Of Food-Stamp RecipientsSpeaker of the House Paul Ryan proposed a bill today that would deny food stamps for recipients that have a Body Mass Index (BMI) greater…Mar 23, 2017Mar 23, 2017
HappityTrump to Trademark, License “BOOTSTRAP” ProductsThe core philosophy of the Republican Party’s “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” now coming to a retailer near you.Mar 17, 2017Mar 17, 2017
HappityContagious Neurological Disease Found In Multiple PoliticiansResearchers at Waldron University recently discovered a novel syndrome that has been silently afflicting numerous politicians across the…Feb 7, 2017Feb 7, 2017
HappityTrump To Headline At Own InaugurationPresident-Elect Donald Trump has decided to be the Entertainment Headliner at his Inaugural ceremony on January 20th.Jan 19, 2017Jan 19, 2017