THINGS WOMEN LIKE TO ALONE IN BED

(Calm down, fellow medium trolls — it’s probably not what your’e thinking)

· Luxuriate naked on freshly washed sheets

· Binge-watch our favorite TV series — at any time of our choosing

· Spoon with our cats

· Eat our meals and/or ice cream

· Sip wine

· Not answer the phone unless absolutely necessary. (This includes Ignoring all telemarketers and blocking their numbers.)

· Read books or catch up on the Sunday N.Y. Times. (This could take a week.)

· Sleep in until noon

· Reminisce about torrid love scenes from our past — or conjure up new ones for our future (If they come true, we’ll save these for another list.)

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