THINGS WOMEN LIKE TO DO ALONE IN BED

(Calm down, fellow medium trolls — it’s probably not what you’re thinking…)

· Luxuriate naked on freshly washed sheets

· Binge-watch our favorite dramas on cable — at any time of our choosing

· Spoon with our cats

· Eat our meals and/or ice cream

· Sip wine

· Not answer the phone unless absolutely necessary

· This includes Ignoring all telemarketers and blocking their numbers

· Read our books or catch up on the Sunday N.Y. Times. (This might take a week.)

· Sleep in until noon

· Reminisce about torrid love scenes from our past — or conjure up new ones for our future. If they come true, we’ll save these for another list…

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