Life as a human toilet
When I tell people I’m a human toilet, they often say, “oh, that’s so convenient because you never have to worry about finding a bathroom in the cit in a pinch.”
im a goth
It was Monday, of course.
Garfield awoke from a deep sleep with a bad feeling in his chest, just like every other Monday. “Ugh, not again” said Garfield with a frown, struggling to get out of bed. But today did have one silver lining as Jon was away, leaving only Garfield and Odie in the house, so the fat cat could do…